I have posted some of these funny voice transcriptions in the past. Take 1 here, and Take 2 here.

As I said in Take 1 and Take 2, I love talking into my phone, and letting google transcribe my voice.

Voice to text.

But sometimes it’s not heard correctly.

Below, here are the most recent times that I have been talking into my Android phone and been misunderstood.

(Sometimes these even get sent when I don’t proofread…)

Enjoy!

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Sorry for the vent
Became
Sorry for the event

I’ve used Shareaholic
Became
Abused Shareaholic

Google Voice knows that word when I say it.
Became
Google Voice nose. Word when I say it.

This is the affiliate link issue as well.
Became
This is the affiliate link. Kiss you as well

Shouldn’t that be freaking obvious?
Became
Shut up, Captain f****** obvious.

Were both of those added within the last couple of months?
Became
What, both of those as a baby? Within the last couple of months?

one other item I heard her mention was a short wide spatula, but not the grill type, more the cake decorating type
Became
one other item I heard her mention was a short white bachelor, but not the grill type, more the cake decorating type

I just had the best plum I’ve ever had
Became
I just had the best phone I’ve ever had.
Became
I just had the best woman I’ve ever had.

Did you get it mounted?
Became
Did you get naked?

I have a good one for you
Became
Happy good morning to you

Sorry Dad is still feeling a little bruised.
Became
So that is still feeling a little priest.

Yeppers
Became
Uterus

Dropbox must not be syncing properly
Became
Dropbox must not be thinking properly

Have fireside chat q and a’s in some of the downtown buildings
Became
Have fireside chat queue, and ass, and some of the downtown buildings

We will plan on being at Littleton a little after six.
Became
We will plan on being at Littleton a little after sex.

you are referencing?
Became
You are f***ing?
Became
you are a friend thing?

I am at Evans and Bannock
Became
I am at Evans and panic.

Soon you will be plastering Facebook with photos
Became
Kuna Matata from facebook with photos.

I meant thank you to him, but also thank you to you too
Became
I’m in thank you to him. But also think you’d youtube.

unless now works for you?
Became
I must now works for you.

How did you find the treadmill? Did you like it?
Became
How did you finance the treadmill? Did you like it?

50 bucks for three rock chips to be repaired.
Became
50 bucks for three rocket ships to be repaired.

Hopefully the proper inflection came through with that text.
Became
Hopefully the proper infection came through with that text.

Needed to turn my buzzer on
Became
Needed to turn my mother on.

It’s probably not be her headset
Became
it’s probably not her. had sex.

Shall I pull out the cigars?
Became
Shut up about the cigars?

Carrie also says congratulations.
Became
Keep your heads. Congratulations.

I checked the shipping price and that’s the right one.
Became
I’m the s*** in your life and that’s alright mama

Sorry that we didn’t connect tonight.
Became
Sorry that it’s an art to connect tonight.

I have posted more of these funny voice transcriptions in the past. Take 1 here, and Take 2 here.