As I said in the first edition of Say What? (found here…) I love talking into my phone, and letting Google transcribe my voice.

Voice to text.

It’s amazing some of the things that Google can transcribe, from me just mumbling them out.

One thing that I really enjoy, and have learned to be very careful of, is all of the mis-transcription that happens.

We can wait as long as you need us to.
Became
We can wait as long as you need a doctor

Have a beer
Became
Papa Bear Run

I’m headed to King Soopers to pick up a rotisserie chicken.
Became
I’m at Burger King Soopers to pick up a rotisserie chicken.

However, I found a stack of 6.
Became
However, I found a stack of sex.

Yes we are. And we are looking forward to it.
Became
Yes sweetheart. End. We are looking forward to it!

I will say this though. Hooray for power tools.
Became
I will send this to pray for power tools.

On a related note, will he be wanting meat with the meal, or will he be okay with it being all vegetarian?
Became
On a related note, will he be wanting meet with the meal, or would it be okay for it to be open to Terry?

See you soon. 🙂
Became
See you soon Miley Cyrus face

And, my day is good. Productive.
Became
And, my day is good. Reproductive.

I sent you completely useless information this morning.
Became
I think you’re completely useless information this morning.

And whoo hoo about all of the travel we are booking!
Became
And with whom is all of the trouble we are booking?

Great guess. It’s actually the truth.
Became
Great gas. It’s actually uncooth.

Where do you go to check your email, or, how many email boxes do you have and at what addresses?
Became
Where do you go to check your email? Whore, how many email boxes do you have and at what addresses?

Cool. Enjoy!
Became
Poop. Enjoy!